“we’re gonna fucking die”
aint he a water type tho lol
"y’all motherfuckers are gonna fucking die and i’m gonna fucking watch"
omg i could just hear loads of music and like loads of horns and weird motorbike type noises outside my house so i looked out the window and theRE WAS 3 MEN DRESSED LIKE OLD WOMEN ON SEGWAYS THEY’D MADE TO LOOK LIKE GRANNY TROLLIES JUST CHILLIN ON THE PATH
so i was like wtf and shouted like what the fuck are you doing out my window to them and one of the guys just looked at me and said “we’re Gran Turismo, duh” AND JUST DROVE AWAY
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED TO ME
That is the most fourteen year old thing I’ve ever heard.
are you kidding me?? that is the smartest thing i’ve ever heard like she literally fooled several adults into giving her the part that kicked off her incredibly successful career as an actress and let’s not pretend any of us were that clever when we were fourteen
When actresses are their characters
i was scrolling through idina menzel’s imdb page and i’ve been laughing for 5000 years
trying to one-up each other in sneaky pictures and bad instagram blurs
You can’t tell me what to do
Oh snap, I pushed the button.
I’m hitting the god damn button!
THE BUTTON WAS hit
GUYS I PUSHED THE BUTTON AND NOW MY LEG IS GONE WHAT DO I DO
MY FUCKING ARM IS GONE DON’T PRESS THE BUTTON ALERT DON’T DO IT
NOOO I LOST MY VIRGINITY!!!!
GUYS DO NOT DO IT IT IS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD
Guys, i lost my face, what do i do now?
DON’T DO IT GUYS I PRESSED IT NOW THE LIGHTS ARE FLICKERING I’M COLD AND I CAN’T FIND THE SALT
for all my followers
thank u hutcherwife
this is so much better than the cheese cubes on butter one
im here. im queer. im not really trying to make a political statement right now but you’re really attractive and i just wanna let you know that the way i swing includes your general direction
I ALWAYS ASSUMED THIS WAS DONE BY HAND.
I don’t even know what to do with this information now that I have it
i feel like my entire life has been a lie